Jetpack Janitor

Creature — Human Employee - (common)

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."

Price

cardmarket 0.05

cardsphere 0.02

tcgplayer 0.02

cardkingdom 0.49