Jetpack Janitor

Creature — Human Employee - (common)

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."

Price

tcgplayer 0.16

cardmarket 0.02

cardkingdom 0.49